My second favourite monkey based movie after Project A

Watching Ernie Hudson give an oscar winning performance in the classic Congo

Skull fucker

My evening began with a discussion about Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon before descending into chaos.

So hungry and so hungover! The five minute walk to McDonalds is too much

Slop badger

NAMBLA

Forgot just how good Fila Brazilla are. Soft music under stars, what a tune

Charlton Felcher

Status update about it being Friday

Levels of retardation increase the further down the Oxford Road you walk

The average age in M&S must be at least 82. I went in and it dropped to 81.5

After walking passed the bloke selling the big issue everyday for the last year, I finally decided to stop and buy a copy only to discover I didn’t have enough money!

Shit the bed! That was exciting

Having a projector is only worth having if you watch Event Horizon on it.